Saturday, May 1, 2010

Why Mouse, Why?

Why Mouse did you decide to enter the duct?
Because now you're dead, and you really suck.

We can't seem to find you, searching everyday,
Now, all we can do is smell you rotting away.

Why mouse did you chose our home to meet your doom,
To crawl and explore and arrive at your tomb?

Our noses are going crazy over your little stench
Makes it so painful that we can't reach you in a cinch!

Why mouse, why? Now we have to inhale your filthy little corpse
Until your fluids run dry.

Cue...the Glade plug-ins and Oust Air Spray...anything that can help limit that STENCH of decay!

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