"Have You Ever Wondered?"

• Can you cry under water?
• Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where did that extra penny go?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
• Why do people pay to go up to tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at the things on the ground?
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
• Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
• Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in your dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

My co-worker from work printed me these funny questions. I wanted to share them.